Lucky Times

Count your lucky stars that you don’t sleep with this by your spouse’s bedside, and furthermore, aren’t awakened at 5:30 am every time she thinks there is a squirrel on the roof of the porch.

It’s true. If I hear an inkling of activity on the porch roof, which is outside our bedroom window, I arise, take the screen out, and spray this awful-scented mixture. We haven’t had a squirrel for the past two weeks! I have been applying this spray approximately every five days. It seems to be an effective remedy in our squirrel-prevention-from-the-bedroom approach.

It’s people and pet safe, and the product says, “satisfaction guaranteed.” Maybe it does belong in the bedroom?