Windows is updating my browser. T-Mobile my phone. McAfee my security. There’s probably some Apple update because I can’t use my Ipad for blogging. I guess even the tech companies are bored and looking for more work?
I already know I’m out-of-date. Nothing new or flashy going on here. As a matter of fact, it’s “overall” day. I’m wearing my overalls. Now what a weird word is that? A boring self-explanatory one. My overalls are worn as an outdated fashion statement and/or gardening aide. They’re bright purple so that I warn insects, vermin, reptiles and solicitors of my presence. They have about 13 pockets because the Duluth Trading Company is that kind of company – providing lots of places to put your junk. If I filled every pocket and hung a hammer off my hip I’d gain about ten pounds. (Maybe some resistance training there?)
So, I’m updating my mulch today and praying I finish before the sun hits me. Oh – and here’s another contronym update from “Pat.” Oops. I can’t find it. I updated my phone and it’s gone. (She still gets a free subscription.)