- No need for a ladder. I’m tall enough to paint the top of that window without dribbling on myself.
- No need for a drop cloth. I won’t drip on the carpet.
- No need for a wet rag. I won’t get wall paint on my pretty new trim.
- No need for a box cutter. I won’t have to cut paint out of the carpet.
- No need for my readers. I’ll paint a fine line perfectly without them.
It’s true. I never did say any of those things. I just thought them. I should have stuck to more menial tasks rather than trying to finish a month’s old project. Thus, we shall move to the mundane task of cleaning the trash cans once they are emptied.
We shall also thank those who work in waste management as it’s trash day, and I have contributed greatly to the need for a pick-up this week. Always recycle!