Thank goodness I have friends and a mother who send me inspiration when I don’t have a thing in my addled brain. I could bore you with more painting trauma, toilet upgrading, football advice. However, I am passing on these thought-provoking questions sent by a concerned-for-my-sanity friend, Pann.
Hmmmm…
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
EVER WONDER… Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? (I take umbrage with this. I can.)
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Keep that smile on your face as I know not when I shall write again! I’m heading to the motherland where there is definitely no internet available this week. I’ll have to use subversive maneuvers to communicate with you. A little danger in the days.
Great questions this week 🙂
I loved thinking about these! I think it’s because the world is a little bit intentionally backwards by design.
“For the wisdom of heaven is completely backwards compared to the wisdom of the world.” – Some Author.
That is lovely. Xoxox