- What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? “No-L”
- What do Santa’s elves eat for lunch? “Elfa-bit soup”
- Where do reindeer go on their coffee break? “Star – bucks”
- What is Santa going to say when he arrives in the parched desert of Colorado? “I wish it were rein-deer.”
Now go out there with a smile and make a difference. (Or at least think about it?). Happy Monday!