How to Tell it’s Vacation

• Palm trees abound
• Your summer clothes are too tight
• You might be driving on the wrong side of the road
• Feral chickens roam the country
• Your hair acquires natural sun-enhanced highlights
• You missed a spot on your arm when ‘screening up
• The boat captain is a character
• There are fruity drinks
• You see juvenile drummer fish when diving
• You actually are diving
• You don’t look at the weather for your home
• Wet stuff lies strewn about
• Any kid by the pool will find you
• You live dangerously with the possibility of a coconut hitting your head

…and finally, you have some nice photos to share.