Olympics

Seeing the ads makes me consider a new sport for the games – and it can be winter or summer. Diaper changing.

Picture two infants in need of a change. You have to keep them sequestered, change the squiggling and twisting bodies one at a time as they are strapped in on the changing table, leave no gap in the diaper, and snap those tiny onesie snaps properly, aligning them so as not to have to redo them. Of course it is a timed event, judged on the perfection of the task.

It’s the only possibility I’d have of attending the Olympics.