No, you have not seen everything or heard of everything, though you might wish you had. I spent the morning contemplating how I could share this exciting new product with friends and family. The makers assure me that it is not a gimmick – whew! I want the real stuff.
I share our morning chuckle with you.
Don’t worry though. I did spend the rest of the day crafting, so you may be getting something else “lovely, wooded“ and potentially “earthy.“