Adios Alberto

It was my final attempt. Amazon has a few tubes, but the price is ridiculous. Yes, the manufacturer has discontinued one of my beauty regime staples – Alberto VO5 hair conditioner. Wonder why?

If I was the only holdout using it, they could have at least contacted me. I would have bought a case at the regular $4.00/ tube price. However, I am not paying $27 a tube for the closeout special. My dry hair will have to adjust to another oily, greasy product to slather on. It’s not like anyone ever noticed my shiny locks anyway, with my hair always piled atop my pate.

Farewell, friend. You’re heading down the Phisoderm path. ($30 for a ”vintage” squirt bottle of my former facial cleanser.) I guess I have successfully dated myself in the name of beauty. Off to apply some Pond’s cold cream.