Lively Update

I know I promised one.

In celebration of our reunion, my sister and I hosted a “Canvas and Cocktails” evening with ourselves. Thanks to the paints and canvas from my son, we were able to create an event which had us laughing at our whimsical attempts. Using an internet photo for inspiration, we toasted to our feeble efforts and celebrated our accomplishment with some popcorn. It kept our minds occupied as we have no television currently and are in the middle of the deep freeze.

Our masterpieces:

Excuse me while I take this call from Sotheby’s.

“Um” Check

It was fascinating. On the drive to Mom’s my sister tuned in to her TEAMs meeting for work, and I was privy to the inner circle and their riveting conversation. We both were struck by the number of “ums” people used in their verbal reporting. Pretty soon, I had no idea what was being discussed as my attention was on the “ums.”

Thus, I am now super-conscious of my speech today. How many “ums and uhs” do I insert into my meaningful banter? Um, it’s today’s challenge, I guess?

Questions and Memories

Driving back to the Heartland, I’m on the interstate most of the way. I found it amusing to see a sign which read, “Freeway resumes.” Wasn’t I on the freeway the entire time? I still haven’t figured that one out.

Along the route, I also watched the cows heading home in single file. I wondered, “Does the same cow always lead the herd, or do they take turns?” Soliciting that answer from my childhood cattle-raising friend, Pann.

As I gassed up the car at one of my haunts, I recalled leaving my purse there, hanging on a hook in the bathroom, just back in December. Using my husband’s phone, a mere five minutes after getting back on the road, I called the station and said I had just been there. The woman who answered immediately said, “Your purse is at the service desk.” And when I thought of that incident, I recalled the time I drove the entire 500 miles without my purse and credit cards. Thankfully, though I forgot my purse, I had my credit card number memorized and found a couple of willing gas stations who trusted me to punch in my numbers. Good times.

Even though it’s a mere 9 degrees, it’s great to be back in the cold and snow, visiting the matriarch. Stay tuned for more lively updates, like this one.

Philosophical Questions

Thank goodness I have friends and a mother who send me inspiration when I don’t have a thing in my addled brain. I could bore you with more painting trauma, toilet upgrading, football advice. However, I am passing on these thought-provoking questions sent by a concerned-for-my-sanity friend, Pann.

Hmmmm…
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
 
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
 
EVER WONDER… Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
 
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? (I take umbrage with this. I can.)
 
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
 
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
 
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
 
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
 
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
 
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
 
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
 
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
 
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
 
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 

Keep that smile on your face as I know not when I shall write again! I’m heading to the motherland where there is definitely no internet available this week. I’ll have to use subversive maneuvers to communicate with you. A little danger in the days.

Miracles

There are plenty of them around us…lots of beauty and small things to see with our eyes. I just experienced a miracle previously unheard of. I painted ceilings and walls for three days, sans shower cap, yet nary a speck of paint in my hair. If ever you have seen my attire and person with the brush, you would recognize this as a miracle, too!

Perhaps, just perhaps, it’s because I paint slower than I used to, so possibly, I’m more careful? Whatever the reason, I am not wearing paint and primer for the next three weeks until it washes out.

Off I go, to stare at the accomplishment of the past week, and to dream of the day when the toilet will leave my office and be reinstalled properly in its place. Dream big!

Two Years Ago

Seems like ages! I was actually trying to save something to my “notes” on my iPad, when I wondered, “What do I have in my notes?”

I found this silly little poem I wrote while crossing the Southern Ocean in our vessel, the Endeavour, returning from our Antarctica adventure. Just indulging in a little memory sharing today.

Travel Tribute
   By Heyrenej

A chance idea on a lark?
Yet not a quirk we encountered Quark!

On the internet looking for trips.
Our travel agent had the knowledge and tips.

Antarctica was chosen, excitement abounded.
The call for fellow mates was sounded!

New friends and faces, easily met.
Unexplored realms a uniting bet.

Wildlife abundant with glacial ice beauty, 
Oohs, ahs and photos, our visitor’s duty.

Impossible to capture our emotions each day.
Thankful for guidance along our way.

The journey made grand by the captain and crew,
Expedition team leaders, experts true.

We return with souls nourished, hopes and spirits high.
Dreaming of new horizons to try.

“Onward ever and ceasing never!”
The motto of our leaders on the Ocean Endeavour.

I Guess I Qualify

Today is a self-imposed painting break. My index finger needs to recover from being used as a caulking tool. In lieu of climbing up and down a ladder, I shall be attempting this rigorous course of action, sent by a concerned friend.

Stay fit!

New Gauntlet

How many can you toss out? First of all, I did not personally force those beautiful daffodil blooms, dear friend, Pois. The local grocery establishment tempted me and I caved. I just provided heat and water. And in light of Pabs sending me a new challenge, I’m considering dropping the daffodil dilemma now.

This goal is easily attainable, as I have a head start! My fireplace has various plumbing parts residing on it, and there is a toilet free-standing in my office, along with furniture and cabinets and a narrow path to my computer.

It’s good to be flexible during these trying times, don’t you think?

The Gauntlet

My petite daffodils are blooming so cheerfully, as evidenced by the photo. How to replant them once they finish blooming? All of my research indicates that “blooms forced in water” should be given the boot. They won’t regenerate.

I take that as a challenge and long-running goal for next Spring! It’s a low bar, but perhaps I can jump this one. As an aside, notice the measuring cups by the vase. I was actually doing a bit of culinary wonderment last night. I made gravy.