My New Desk

A new bad habit has recently entered my life. I have a bench at the kitchen table which is “mine.” I like it. It came from a thrift store where the owner would not negotiate at all with me. Thus, it was highly unusual for me to even entertain its purchase! However, I really liked it. I probably had “that look” in my eye. Savvy salesman.

The bench has undergone two different transformations since I’ve had it. It’s now a distressed grey look, quite charming. It seats three, so it’s rather long. Friends have squished on there with me and in a united effort, pulled it in for dining. I fit on it lying down and have found it to be quite comfortable. Here’s the problem.

With just me sitting there, I have taken to putting my iPad, journal, noise-canceling headphones, grocery and to-do lists, unread newspapers, clipboard with my poetry, and recipe cards on the right side of the bench. I begin the day there sifting through emails and listening to lectures with the headphones, not subjecting the household to my actions. (Bonus points!) I post my blog. I glance at the to-do list which still only has two things crossed off. I sigh and move on to find something more entertaining to do.

Last night I cleaned “my desk,” but it looked so sad I brought it all back this morning. I guess my new goal will be to tidy the space before retiring for the day. No sense fixing what works?

Moving Out

Yes, I decided to move out of my sewing room. I felt like it was becoming my home within a home. It was either that or move a coffee pot in there.

In my effort to “move,” I walked with friends yesterday who provided cheerful banter and “peppered“ me with culinary questions. The “peppering” friend is destined to write a CoVid19 Cookbook. It will consist of recipes made with miscellaneous ingredients from the pantry, and probably will only result in 19 different dishes. I’m not sure anyone will want to replicate the dishes, but it’s a nice hobby for now, and a clever title.

I can’t comment too much on her attempts as I had a can of Lima beans for dinner. It was a treat, not a punishment, by the way.

Morphing

I’m turning into my dog. He sleeps a lot, lazes around, and is constantly looking for food. Every now and then he barks to let you know he’s still there.

Yesterday I was trying to clean my messy craft room -(previously featured in its glory) – and I looked enviously at the dog. He was napping so nicely next to my desk. He looked so relaxed. And really, tidying the room would just entail having to re-clean it. End of story.

The Good ‘Ole Days

Who knew they were only three days ago? Nothings says “cabin fever” like a stay-at-home mandate from your governor.

I don’t need to go to the cute little boutiques in Parker, but now I want to! I don’t need to learn swing dancing Sunday night in downtown Denver, but now I want to! I don’t have to buy any more craft supplies at JoAnn’s either. (See photo for unaltered evidence.) But I want to.

Now would be the time to master a new language, or Tae Bo, or the tango. (I’ve learned my husband actually reads my blogs as he told me weren’t cleaning the basement today. Maybe he’ll pick up on that last hint?)

Joy

Nothing sparks joy and excitement in my house more than the phrase, “Let’s clean the garage!”

The garage was not even on my initial cleaning list, though it is now because we did it and I amended my list so I could cross it off. I’m avoiding a much bigger issue…the basement storage room.

I love cleaning the garage. It reminds me of Saturdays in the fall when my dad would be out there, radio tuned to the Nebraska Cornhuskers game, not much special happening but tinkering around.

Nothing will get you sneezing more than dusting garage shelves and sweeping leaves out. My husband was so sad when his phone rang and he had to talk to a friend from Australia. I know he wanted to help more.

Now the garage is clean and I’m getting to the bottom of the barrel in cleaning projects. Tomorrow may find me in the basement.

Amish Country

The last time I was in Amish country was for a wedding a year ago. They obviously did laundry on Saturdays…their labors strung on lines high above the houses and on traversing poles. Their laundry was waving above for all to see. I was impressed. I wouldn’t want some of my wares visible.

This brings me to a memory. When my sister, “Pindy,” and I shared a room with our baby sis, we strung a line between two beds, probably a socially acceptable six feet apart as the room was tiny. We sent messages back and forth in whatever the carrier object was…I think a bucket? Easter basket? Who knows? We would send dumb stuff back and forth on a cord, keeping us awake longer than we should have been. It was a great way to be connected, even when we were sharing the same room, which we did for our entire lives until college.

Thankfully my spouse and my neighbor’s husband are stringing up a tri-laundry-bucket-traversing line tomorrow. We will be able to send supplies back and forth within our little neighborhood triad, with the poles being super tall and the lines being easily manipulated to send messages or supplies.

Now wouldn’t that be fun?

St. Bernard Rescue

Yesterday I enlisted my little white Bichon as a rescue dog. I tied an hermetically-sealed bag to his collar and sent him to the neighbor’s house to deliver a handmade face mask to use in the Covid 19 battle. He is such a good listener and followed my commands as he loped over hills and snowbanks. He promptly returned, exhausted from his mission. (I was hoping a bottle of wine would come back under his neck.)

The only part of the above paragraph which is true is that I did make five colorful face masks with my scrap fabric. I really would have sent the dog to my neighbor’s, but he doesn’t listen. He just followed me across the yard hoping for a treat from the indulgent friend. The Zip-loc baggie probably had some air in it, too.

He got his carrots, and I got spinach and strawberries in the trade, definitely healthier than a bottle of grapes. Ye olde bartering system worketh well.

Zoom!

The video conference room worked last night with the four novitiates. Downloading and setting the parameters of the “Zoom” app was a little time-consuming Sunday evening. I thought this was going to be an easy app to download and put into play, but it wasn’t as friendly as I had hoped. I even had my husband on the job! The goal was to connect with the neighbors.

So, basically, if you don’t pay for the privilege of Zoom, you get 30 free minutes to chat together. (I wasn’t paying for any more privilege.) However, they fail to inform you that the first 20 minutes will quite possibly be spent on getting the whole thing up and running with your participants. (Not pointing fingers at any family members!) I have to play with the settings again as I screwed up a few things with our first tele-conference.

However before our first Zoom meeting, my sister and I were chatting with my mother on the old fashioned telephone. She informed us that she was able to live-stream her Saturday 5 pm Mass, as well as print out the church bulletin this past weekend. She rather enjoyed the ease of that. I asked how she watched Mass, and if she knew what program they used.

“Oh, we used Zoom.”

Groundhog Day

Yes, as I awoke with one eye open to the clock, I felt like Bill Murray in the film, “Groundhog Day.” Here we go again!

Just as Murray gets to repeat the same day and date over and over until he gets it right, I feel like that it what we get to do! So with renewed vigor, I go to my cleaning list and correspondence list and whatever list I have laying around!

And even though Bill Murray tried to change the day in the movie as it kept repeating, I know the date has changed! Bonus points!

PP

”Pinterest Poking.” I came across two apt humorous notes for today’s entertainment.

The first one: “If you see me talking to myself, we’re having a staff meeting.” And you know what happens when there is a puzzle in the room – we have a staff meeting with all of the pieces!

The second: “Remember, when you follow the masses, sometimes the “M” is silent.”

And with that in mind, I shall prepare to finish a puzzle today and avoid the hoopla on the tube.