Okay, Okay

My husband thought this was amazing video…and it is kind of fun.

I had a 1967 Cougar for my going-to-college vehicle. Wish I still had that one! It had the ”eyelashes” for headlights. (Actually termed, ”hidden headlights.” I did watch the video.) My parents in no way, shape, or form, wanted to retrieve me or take me to school with three other siblings in tow. So, I had a now-considered-cool car, but one with many issues.

Maybe you’ll see your mode of transport here?

Tuna Fish

The fifth week of Lent and tuna fish is wearing a little thin. I thought I’d offer a substitute from my stash of pescatarian options, in case you need to purchase the ingredients before Friday.

The Shining Moment

Let’s turn our attention to the gracious act of kindness by Lady Gaga, and the wonderful interaction between her and Liza Minelli. Gaga assisted Liza with her cue cards and her duties when she became flustered at the Academy Awards. Isn’t that worth more than dwelling on a slap in the face?

Go and throw that kindness around like confetti!

Lady Gaga (left) and Liza Minnelli interact onstage during the 94th Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on March 27, 2022, in Hollywood, California. The duo took the stage to present the Oscar for Best Picture. <span class="copyright">Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images</span>
Lady Gaga (left) and Liza Minnelli interact onstage during the 94th Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on March 27, 2022, in Hollywood, California. The duo took the stage to present the Oscar for Best Picture. Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images

Rick Rack

Originally known as the ”waved crochet braid,” rick rack is a flat narrow woven braid in a zig zag form.

I didn’t even know if they made this modern marvel of sewing wonder. My pattern calls for it, but I hadn’t heard the term in eons. I found my notion this afternoon at the local sewing center. My choice was a lime green, extra wide roll of ”rick rack”. (I figure that will cover a multitude of stitching strikes against me.)

Almost all the elements for a cute project are acquired. Tomorrow I will try to find my motivation as I’m feeling rather sew-sew about it.

HOA President

Our Homeowner’s Association isn’t that large. That’s why it’s hard to fathom why our president is so tyrannical!

Whispers are that she is planning a summer BBQ and requiring all twenty homes to bring their own chairs and tents. She just up and wrote a grant requesting city funds to support this crazy event. If the city doesn’t come through, she expects us to “potluck” it!

Word on the street is that she is also planning impeachment proceedings for herself. Let’s hope that rumor comes to fruition. Swing by and vote her out!

Weather Whiplash

Isn’t that a clever term for the ”freeze, thaw, freeze, thaw” of spring? It’s not often I give credit to the news team for delightfully explaining anything, but I like this phrase.

That whiplash has definitely impacted the roads into our ’hood. I drive in the opposing traffic lane to avoid the deep ruts on my side as I enter my neighborhood. I do it so often, I have to remember that I’m actually in the wrong lane and oncoming cars need not move. It is my duty to return to my proper potholed lane.

Joys of spring!

The Itch

The little robin visited the birdbath, reminding me to attend to Mother Nature. A friend gave me tulip bulbs which bloomed and are awaiting resettlement in the earth. The ever-present weeds have begun their sinister invasion of my flower beds. And a lone squirrel has returned to seek his post-winter store under the third tree on the south side of the driveway. I’m itching to garden again.

However, with snow in the forecast and a good two months until my self-imposed planting season, all I can do is buy the fertilizer and prepare as I bide my time. Oh, and remember the robins.

Sunshine on my Shoulders

Glorious. It was an evening to sit on the porch the sun was so delightful last night. Mood enhancing ’twas the day with the promise of more for the weekend! Perfect weather for painting a ceiling.

D-Day has arrived. I promised my husband I’d get it done, so I’m on the calendar for it now. At least five times I’ve made this exact statement, ”I am never painting a ceiling again in my life.” My neck hurts just considering the prospect. I’ll open the doors and windows though, and perhaps get a whiff of spring.

I’m grateful I still have a ceiling to paint and a life in which to do it. Saturday Sunshine to you!

The Dyson Deal

Years ago when the Dyson vacuum was first introduced, I purchased one! The salesperson was outstanding. I hadn’t heard of the company. He showed me the features and cinched the deal with a question. ”If your husband wanted a better tool for his work, would he hesitate to buy it?”

That Dyson still runs, with the help of my husband and his tools for fixing things. He refurbished it so that I have a second floor vacuum. He also gifted me with a newer model four years ago. Two months ago, that model began stopping and spitting out metal. Obviously I did not need any new refuse on my carpet, so we dug up records and voila! Their five year warranty held true. Last Saturday, a brand new Dyson was delivered to my humble abode.

Nothing is as satisfying as using a new vacuum for the first time, marveling at the amount of dirt and fluff on which you’ve been crawling with your granddaughter. Nothing is as true as unboxing the tool, vacuuming one hallway, and then letting it sit until you have time to finish. All in the name of babysitting for three days.

As of today, I’m enjoying looking at this cleaning implement, still stuck in the hallway on day four. The sun is shining, the gales have discontinued their wrath of yesterday, and I have a cup of coffee. It may be my new home furnishing for the rest of the week.

Absurdle

Looking for more entertainment, I found ”Absurdle,” the word game where the computer changes the word until it is forced to cave in. It’s mildly amusing. It usually takes six guesses, five being my best.

Get the ”y” out of the way is my first recommendation, as well as two vowels. Out of all the words, I hate it when you get down to ”poppy” or another word with three consonants. Anyway, “Absurdle” is on the way out here.

Just looking for more amusement to supplement my daily ”Wordle” communication. Seven of us give a daily report on our success. The lines of texting, if not riveting, go something like this:

“3”

“4”

“4”

“2. I could have had it in one.”

“5”

“6. Ugh”

Which reminds me, I have yet to log my results! Happy Wednesday.