One of the tasks I have already accomplished on this bright Monday morning is that of unsubscribing from junk emails. Sometimes it takes quite a bit of investigation to actually figure out the hoops, though most times it proves to be a single click.
“You are receiving this email because you have requested our newsletter.” Hm. I did not. What did I do to provoke the onslaught of information from you? To which lists was I directed after researching some idiotic thing I wanted to know, thus engaging the unsolicited missives from you?
Alas. It seemed like a providential start to the week – cleaning and taking out the trash. Onward ever, ceasing never. (The motto of the graduating class of ‘55, LHF. Thank you, Mother.)
I hate junk email as much as I hat junk mail. It must provide results as the onslaught never stops.
I know. It’s exhausting! And now the paper junk has returned. I stopped it before, but the catalogs are all new and the solicitations unending!