My fern ”collection” includes four gorgeous plants. This is not one of them, which made me feel pretty proud. Someone is trying to offer this sad little greenery for free on the Nextdoor app. I’ll admit, it is a challenge and it is possible to reclaim its former glory. However, I’ve got enough challenges right now and reclaiming former glory is not one of them.
But maybe it is? I just opened a new bottle of facial serum, guaranteed to bring back youthfulness and vibrancy. It’s probably best used dumped into a dying plant.