Grandmother Tips

Add a load of laundry prior to the package delivery at 7:30 a.m. (Grandchild). When the washing is done, initiate drying. Turn on the weather channel. Child will be so bored, she will fall asleep easily for two hours. Nothing exciting is happening here.

End of day – squelch all excitement that may be happening for the afternoon nap. Run the dishwasher. Sorry, “Pois,” my friend who stopped by. This child doesn’t want to miss a thing!

Whose grandchild is she?