Hairspray or Deodorant?

I am here to state that either works on your head.

Yes, I was preparing for a little outing yesterday, when I thought to primp a bit before the general public was shaken by my appearance. To my credit, both the hairspray and deodorant I’m using are in blue cans. Alas. Apparently I haven’t used hairspray in quite awhile.

I’m not sure hairspray will work for deodorant, but the general application of deodorant might help me to lengthen the time between hair washing? Just imagine the things we would not have known without this opportunity to spend less time primping and more time watching television? At least I’m not drinking gin for breakfast.

I did properly apply the deodorant this morning.