Spray pantyhose and pruning shears. You are blessed if you have a friend who asks for those two items in between bidding bouts. The fact that you readily possess both might say something equally absurd about you though.
Ah, friendships. They bless and sustain, endure through our pain, help us to grow, through times high and low, are the best guests, and make happy requests.
Always a fun day playing bridge!
You are a true friend and Superstar Supplier of Random Requests ❤️