I suddenly realized there are two main issues with the Broncos. 1) We probably have too many Vegans, and 2) Do they check Russell Wilson’s eyesight weekly?
Okay. I’m sort of kidding about the Vegan thing, but really, we need more meat in this game! It’s ridiculous. I hesitate to read the sports section with the weekly scathing comments regarding our home team. Which, of course, led me to wonder if any players have their eyesight checked regularly? How can you know you’re throwing a pass accurately if your sight changes for some reason in that particular week?
Oh, the Broncos will bear the disheartening reports and don’t need my help in that regard. However, I have lots of ideas for them.
Study war strategy, get your eyes checked, and eat more meat.