There is one sure way to make time stand still, and I have had the opportunity to languish longer than I would have liked all week long.
It begins with a dog. Next, add snow and freezing temperatures, or below 0 for fun. Throw in some wind while you’re at it. Now, take your prized canine out in the evening to “do his business.” Do not yell, curse, or use an outside voice while he sniffs every inch of available space within his reach. Walk him around, enjoying the chatter of your teeth. Shovel a new powder room for everyone’s enjoyment. Never mind that he will return to the first and regular place of business. Be patient as you enjoy the howling wind. Time might stand still for a slightly shorter bout if you can remain calm.
By the looks of the weather forecast, time will be stationary yet again this next week.
I like this one 🙂 – Ben
You know the drill.