Not an Option

Out of curiosity and an abundance of sneezing, I researched the number of calories burned in a sneeze. Ever hopeful, the answer stunned me. Two. Maybe.

Now I will beg to differ that my louder than a sonic boom sneezes burn only two calories! They are a total physical involvement. Neck strain, stomach doubling over, foot stomping, head bobbing. They are lovingly inherited from my father, with a sneeze that could clear the room. Nothing petite or pretty here.

Anyway, it’s allergy season and this year the ragweed blooms quite unchecked. And sneezing is not an exercise option for weight loss.