(In the style of Niall Horan)
Nice to meet ‘ya What’s your name? Here’s your pizza Glad I came? Weather’s crappy Here’s your food I’m the brave one I’m the dude Pay no attention To those peeps They’re crazy family Love them heaps They were bored so They rode along Getting real tired of My mother’s songs Now I know why I love this job Takes me far from The madding mob Next time you order Don’t be dumb Tip that driver A hefty sum