Exercise

With the dawn of winter, cold and bitter winds, my outdoor walking days shall be curtailed. I’m a walking wimp weather-wise. Thus, I’m looking for a new mode of exercise to adopt indoors, other than those exercises in futility.

I shall now be running in circles.

Always Something

Putzing around on Pinterest again and actually looking at what I’ve saved as projects, was very enlightening.

First of all, I had double-pinned at least 20 things. When you pin them, you put the idea on the bulletin board and intend to come back to it when you are ready to create or build the item. Ha! I had Christmas ideas on the gardening board, recipes on my yoga board, Halloween in the backyard section, “lemon” ideas on three unrelated boards, and “Quotes I like” under a shared board of Cricut ideas. Nothing really was organized at all. Reminded me of a recent golf ball stash in the closet.

And so, I spent a good hour learning how to delete and reorganize my boards. It took a reality check to do it, as I clearly am not going to make most of those ideas. Maybe any of them? I just like them. The only board which really had everything that belonged there was my recipe board. Apparently a recipe is easy to classify.

Which leads me to the recipe file. I think it’s going to be the object of scrutiny this week. Nothing is safe from my Spring-cleaning-in-the-Fall binge.

Golf Balls and Currency

There is a cute little nine-drawer box in my closet, which I thought totally necessary and amazing about 20 years ago. I toted it in my luggage from the East Coast and promptly started filling it. It’s only 13×13 in size, so not gargantuan. Of course, I peered in the mini-drawers as I was attempting to divest my closet of unworn clothing, better known as “new paint clothes.”

I had a lot of foreign currency in there – paper and coin. Weird keys to unknown objects, buttons from past outfits. (That one made sense.) Sequins? (Well, that makes sense to me, too!) Two golf balls? A mass of black yarn? Plastic needle for crafting whatever-those plastic crafts were 25 year ago? Circuit interrupters for lightbulbs? (Very cool joke to play on someone!) A paper clip.

This amazing filing system had me wondering if this is how my brain categorizes things, also, because, I actually knew those things were in there. Why were they still in there? Why was I keeping them?

If we ever have an intruder, my Zimdollars will be safe, and I’ll be able to lose two balls on the golf course.

Haute Couture

Ambling through the mall, an exercise I have not entertained in recent months, my friend and I were privy to the Fall collections touted in the windows. The Tommy Bahama store had an unusual display, but one which made me think I might have some new wardrobe choices at home!

The window advertised throws – you know – the kind that go on the sofa or chair – not a full blanket. However, the mannequins were wearing them as shawls, even though they were clearly labeled “throws.” I stopped because I wondered why the figures were draped in home decorating attire in the first place, because they clearly were sofa throws. (Not that I haven’t pulled a Maria-from-the-sound-of-music-Scarlet-O’Hara-gone-with-the-wind drapery stunt a few times.) Then it dawned on me.

We can wear blankets this season! No need to worry about your outer gear – just toss a blanket around you and head on out. You could probably use the one on your bed if it’s not a king size? As a bonus, the only closet you need to clean this Fall is the linen closet in your search for fashion.

Perhaps the designers were out of commission this past year, too?

Little Cat Feet

A visit from Mr. Sandburg’s feline today as the fog envelops us. The unfortunate thing is that smoke is predicted to join the melee this afternoon. Two things which can chase us all indoors – smoke and weather.

With that in mind, and going to pre-pandemic days, it is Thursday. So, we were supposed to be inside anyway vacuuming, dusting, and cleaning bathrooms and the kitchen. I’m going to treat it as a multiple choice adventure and just pick one of those duties though. We can’t use up all the fun in one day?

Perspective

From my niece….

  • Dad: Son, I like your picture of Jesus in the pumpkin patch.
  • Son: Thanks, but it’s Snoopy laying down.

I can see both! Either way, he’s a great artist – giving us two perspectives.

Rewriting History

My physical address book is a mess. Names are wiped out, addresses inked over, sometimes illegibly. Multiple entries exist when someone married or remarried, or when I documented a family member of a friend in two places. So, I thought about rewriting the book since I’m running out of space in a couple of designated “letters.”

Then I mused, ”How many people will I actually be adding in here in the future?” Now the contacts often go in my phone when someone transfers their information. And, if I rewrite, I will actually miss reading some of the old addresses and apartment numbers, names, people! It’s kind of fun to see how many places some people have called home in the past 20 years.

So, instead of rewriting the address book, I hauled my husband outside to revisit history with every door in our house and garage. We had a situation compatible with the address book; the key rack. We had collected old keys with homes long gone. Once again – a little trip down memory lane, except we hadn’t marked the keys and there was little memory of where they went!

This pandemic had better end soon, or I’ll be tackling the garage next. Danger, danger, danger!

One Thing Uniting Us!

With the election hoopla and divisions within our own country, I thought this was a rather uniting message for us. Plus, it made me laugh! I’m trying to plan for next year? Maybe I focus on this afternoon only?

Zoom Class

My Biblical School – year 3 – is being administered via Zoom. I can safely say this, because my instructor does not subscribe to these missives – I am a terrible student online.

First of all, I do enjoy having my entire kitchen table as a desk. Even when we met in person, I was always moving my stuff off of the chairs on either side of me and away from the center of the table. I let my classmates join me, even though it cramped my style. I’m a space hog.

I’ve got it all going on the table, books laid out, headphones in case we have guests, (never) and my personal bench, which doubles as a desk/bookcase/napping spot. The problem? I am in the kitchen.

I’m listening intently when I notice the refrigerator. Surely there’s a little snack in there? Then I look at the dishwasher. Might as well run that while I’m sitting here and it’s full? Glancing outside, I figure I might as well open the door and windows and get some fresh air? Actually, I could probably clean the entire house and safely make it through class. I’m muted and invisible the entire time. Only my name shows up as attending. I don’t even attend my proper time for class! I have been to the other time slots more than my own.

However, I force myself to pay attention and think of all of the young students dealing with this challenge. Maybe I’ll don my hats again and put myself on video for the next class? No, I’m going to put life-size Barbie next to me and pretend we’re both students.

God bless teachers and students.

Flip Flop

Who awakens to those ever-famous lines, “There’s a wocket in my pocket, and a findow in my window,” with musical accompaniment by Nora Jones singing, “Don’t Know Why” in the background? Happens all the time, I’m sure.

My recent spate of “Spring cleaning” probably has me thinking it’s Theodor Geisel’s birthday, March 2. It’s not a bad thing – and “Wocket” was one of those books I had memorized and only needed turn a page as my eyes were shut. So rather than acknowledging these gorgeous Fall days, my mind is trying to return to Spring – possibly as a do-over?

I will say that I finished the one novel I began at the onset of this present state of affairs. Now, as soon as I finish the one Netflix series I began, I think everything should return to normal. Sorry for the delay!

Oh, were it that easy and I had that power. Off to entertain myself with more reading and cleansing.